The Most Famous Quotes On Bikinis!

"Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital."

Aaron Levenstein
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it."

Garrison Keillor (American writer and broadcaster b.1942)


"In shops selling bikinis, there are no calendars with pictures of garages."

Pierre Legare (Humorist, Quebec)

"There is less and less difference between government and a bikini: everyone wonders how it holds, and everyone hopes to see it falling."


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